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vulgarweedSometimes you get the bitey ones. And sometimes the bite reveals pure BAD TASTE. All apologies, especially to my Aussie friends.
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go100, although it doesn't use any of the required words.
Off the Record
Words: 100
Rating: PG
Characters: Ligur and...uh...oh god...you'll see.
“Oh no.. I did some stupid things but I wasn’t that bad!”
“Shut up!” Ligur hissed. “It ain’t official. ‘S’my day off and I got personal bus’ness. You help me out, I let you go where you’re s’posed to be and you don’t tell nobody.”
“Crikey, mate, you can’t just go doing people in when you want something done!”
“Stop grousin’. ‘S’quick, some wicked critter just like ev’body thought. Ye’d rather wind up shittin’ yerself in some pension home?”
The man appreciated Ligur’s teeth with an expert’s eye. “What do you want?”
“I seen the way you handled them snakes.”
will x-post later, when I stoplaughing being ashamed of myself.
Inspired by the "Ligur's Day Off" challenge at
go100, although it doesn't use any of the required words.Off the Record
Words: 100
Rating: PG
Characters: Ligur and...uh...oh god...you'll see.
“Oh no.. I did some stupid things but I wasn’t that bad!”
“Shut up!” Ligur hissed. “It ain’t official. ‘S’my day off and I got personal bus’ness. You help me out, I let you go where you’re s’posed to be and you don’t tell nobody.”
“Crikey, mate, you can’t just go doing people in when you want something done!”
“Stop grousin’. ‘S’quick, some wicked critter just like ev’body thought. Ye’d rather wind up shittin’ yerself in some pension home?”
The man appreciated Ligur’s teeth with an expert’s eye. “What do you want?”
“I seen the way you handled them snakes.”
will x-post later, when I stop
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Date: 2006-09-06 11:25 pm (UTC)I doubt he'll learn anything useful. Up until it was time to go, Steve had something Ligur doesn't: the grace of that same aspect of God that protects small children, village idiots, and drunks.
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Date: 2006-09-07 01:19 am (UTC)you old serpent.no subject
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Date: 2006-09-07 02:05 am (UTC)STEVE IRWIN'S GHOST ON A PLANE.
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Date: 2006-09-07 04:39 pm (UTC)xoxoM
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Date: 2006-09-07 09:08 pm (UTC)Poor Crowley just isn't going to stand a chance.
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Date: 2006-09-07 09:13 pm (UTC)Good to see you around again!
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Date: 2006-09-07 09:31 pm (UTC)Hmm that's true, and one would imagine that being the Serpent of Eden would be enough to get one classified as a highly endangered species.
Good to see you around again!
Thanks, RL has been keeping me away from LJ for quite a while. Hope to get back to writing more fic soon, but my GO!muse seems to have taken a bit of a vacation of late.
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Date: 2006-09-07 10:38 pm (UTC)Certainly! But returning him to his "natural habitat" could prove tricky.
Thanks, RL has been keeping me away from LJ for quite a while. Hope to get back to writing more fic soon, but my GO!muse seems to have taken a bit of a vacation of late.
Oh, write anything you like! I just missed you, that's all. :)