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Damn, I haven't done a public post in so long.

Anyway, it's like this.

Based on my almost 20 years of sleeping beside men (off and on) and even more to the point, my quarter-century of going to crowded rock shows, this I know: "Phallocentrism" is a tempest in a teapot. Overall, I'm fine with the cock. The overwhelming majority of my experiences with cock have been highly positive.

The male body part that has oppressed me all my life is the ELBOW.

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Ladies, lest you think this is one of those "sisterhood" posts: no.

When I'm waiting in a long line for the only women's one-seater in the club, I do monitor time. Any time past a (small single-digit) number of minutes, I assume by default that you're shooting up in there. So if you take longer than that, when you walk out, even if you're prettier and better-dressed than me, I still feel superior to you because at least I'm not a #(*@$& JUNKIE (and it's not like I never tried it).

If you look too clean and wholesome for that, I still feel superior because I learned to lower my pants, pee, close my pants, wash my hands and get out pretty quickly in first grade*--so either you're on smack or you're mentally about 6 years old.

*'cause my public school had only cold water and no soap, just like this bar.


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I do love the music so much. I have to.

Male oppression?

Date: 2005-12-18 02:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] labellerose.livejournal.com
It's all about the FEET, sister.
The huge, hairy, ice-cold, calloused FEET that slither under the covers to freeze you when it's least expected....

Re: Male oppression?

Date: 2005-12-19 01:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vulgarweed.livejournal.com
Yeah, there's that. I think there's a law of physics that the human bed-partner's feet are cold in inverse proportion to the warmth of the bed-cat.

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