Er, yarrrrr.

Be ye gutsick yet o'the grog-drenched orgy o'terrible slang?

NEVER!!!

But, pedantically I point out, it is also Hermione Granger's birthday. celisnebula links to filkertom celebrating both holidays at once

Now here's the part we talk about with whom she's lockin' lips,
'Cause after all, a pirate queen has got to have her 'ships,
Some say Harry's her true love, or Ron she will betroth,
She finally cried, "I can't decide, I'll have to have 'em both!"

Aye, no pirate queen worth her rum has to choose but one, and it be th' same for the cabin boy!

Last night Fearless She-Wolf of the Sea resonant8 posted this lusty Threesomes Manifesto! Perhaps me loins be frisky but this be nearly as burnin'-tar hot as a good three-way plunderin' tale itself!