(I seem to posting several of these lately, don't I?)

It would be meaningless to say that your means of presentation makes me less likely to want to read your story, because it's true, Jon Stewart suicide fic wouldn't fill me with enthusiasm if you served it up with truffles and diamonds. It would have about as much dramatic effect as me "boycotting" penis enlargement pills, or giving up recreational trepanning for Lent.

But still, if there's anything that can make Jon Stewart suicide fic LESS appealing, it's huge attention-whoring fonts.