Word. Ouch. Although I'm not sure if that's worse than the full-on whack in the face. If I ever start wearing a hockey goalie's mask to bed, my motivation would actually not be kink.

I just don't understand why it takes some women so long. Especially in bathrooms that don't have any good graffiti to read. What the hell are they doing in there? It isn't that great a place to kill time, really!